Here Is A List Of The Ridiculous Things In The ‘Stimulus Bill’


It also funds to investigate the 1908 Springfield Race Riot, it creates a committee to investigate performance-enhancing drugs in horse racing, gives funds to address gender inequality, $193 million for federal HIV/AIDS workers stationed abroad to buy new cars, funds to teach kids not to drink and do drugs and then have sex, has $40 million for the Kennedy Center, creates a commission tasked with educating “consumers about the dangers associated with using or storing portable fuel containers for flammable liquids near an open flame,” directs funds to pay for the U.S. Senate daycare center and gives  $8 million for Joe Biden’s transition.

But hey they managed to get you, only if you qualify, $600 to get you through because, apparently, they could not afford to give more than that. Oh, and $300 a week in additional unemployment assistance, but they will not make it retroactive so, if you spent all of your savings, too bad to get through the pandemic.

H/T: Tom Elliot.

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