Moreover, the rates these whores for hire charge is a complete scam. i.e. Last week I was posted a job notice on a board for attorneys to take a case I want to bring on a contingency basis. It’s a simple contract breach with close to $1M in penalties that could get clawed back.
An attorney named Matt responded to the posting.
After spending multiple hours with “Matt” discussing the details of the case and Matt getting me all pumped up about how he was going to crush the defendant for me, Matt finished “baiting” me and “switched” to his real pitch:
“Paul, you seem like quite the entrepreneur and you are the perfect client for us to take on. In fact, I’d like to offer you a deal where you give us the first right of refusal on all of your business litigations because we think you could be a really special client. Now we’re going to charge a $5,000 monthly retainer to offset some of our costs, and in return you have to promise us to give us the first right of refusal on all of your cases….”
