And in the future, upon any complaint received by the university, anonymously or otherwise, the entire team of any athlete suffering a complaint will be suspended. Alcohol and all forms of alcohol advertising will be banned in athletes’ residences, regardless of campus or off-campus location, or age of the player. Each athlete will be required to have a live-in adult monitor on each floor of their apartment complexes.
Finally, each athlete will henceforth pay an out-of-pocket $150 per semester compliance fee to the university to hire staff to babysit our athletes. This is of course in addition to the tens of millions already being spent by the university for the supposed purpose of stopping these things before they happen.
One bad idea should not beget another
Yes, we readily admit that this is a very stupid idea and one that will and should never happen. Yet all of the absurd regulations listed above have been proposed by FSU for imposition on another group of students. Therefore, if FSU were consistent in its logic and application of rules, precedent and penalties, this is exactly what would happen to its athletic programs.
